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Stolen from :iconchillaid:

1. Are you single? - Yup

2. Date girls or boys? - I'm asexual, so I'm not interested in either.

3. Done any drugs? - Nope.

4. How old are you? - 23

5. Adidas or Nike? - neither? I got spoiled by orthopedic shoes and now that's all I'll wear. Keens all the way!

6. Why did you and your ex break up? - I don't have an ex.

7. What’s the most traumatic thing that’s happened to you? - Recently, my car wreck. I'm still nervous at intersections.

8. Do you have any siblings? - a half-sister, an adoptive full sister, a step sister and a step brother. Also possible younger half siblings on my bio parent's side.

9. How tall are you? - 5' 7"

10. Do you smoke? - nope

11. Ever been to a festival? - Portland Highland Games!!!!!!!

12. What’s your favorite food? - :icondragonerrplz: UUUHHH... I have a lot of favorites. But I just ate some edamame so let's go with that for now.

13. Favorite pair of shoes? - My Keen sandals in the summer. My Keen boots in the winter. Also my Keen shoes for work. I like Keen shoes.

14. Would you ever be in a long distance relationship? - In a world of infinite possibilities, there is the possibility of me dating someone, and with that probability, there is also the possibility of my having a long distance relationship. However, the odds are so astronomically slim as to make it statistically impossible.

15. Would you ever have a threesome? - No.

16. Have you had a threesome? - Noppers.

17. If someone paid you to delete your tumblr how much would you insist it be? - Considering the fact that I made the account and then promptly forgot about it until this very moment... well, if they'd pay for my college that'd be nice, but I don't really care.

18. What was your last lie? - "I'm doing good today, thank you."

19. Best compliment you have ever received? - "You look like a scientist."

20. What is your greatest strength or weakness? - Strength would be once I've made up my mind on something, I can't be easily swayed. I guess that could also be a weakness, but I do still listen to logical arguments. Weakness would be I have a really hard time making decisions.

21. What is your perfect pizza? - Italian sausages with mushrooms and olives.

22. What was your first thought when you woke up this morning? - "Crap. My back hurts AGAIN."

23. Do you get along with your family? If not why not? - I make sacrifices for the sake of peace, let's put it that way. I also look forward greatly to when I'm done with school and can afford to move out.

24. Ugly and live forever or attractive and die in a year? - Is that seriously a choice? I'd rather be an immortal hag any day of the week.

25. What cheers you up? - My adorable cat and rats, and hanging out with my friends.

26. Weed or Alcohol? - alcohol.

27. What turns you on? - I'm asexual. So... nothing.

28. How many relationships have you been in? - None.

29. How many people have you slept with? - None.

30. How many followers do you have? - 124

31. Who is your favorite rapper? - I don't like rap music...

32. Who’s your favorite music artist? - Several. Wardruna, Kamelot and Korpiklaani are some of the top ones.

33. If you had to fuck a celebrity who would you fuck? - :iconhowaboutnobearplz:

34. If someone paid you 1 million would you fuck Lindsey Lohan’s dad? - Nope.

35. Kendall Jenner or Kylie Jenner? - Who and who?

36. What’s the weirdest thing that’s ever happened to you? - This is a long story... ask in the comments if you really wanna know. And if you don't have issues with Otherkin.

37. What’s the funniest thing that’s ever happened to you? - One time, my friend Chaluma and I were at a slumber party and played "pillow jousting" in the hallway. When we collided one time, somehow I became airborne flying backwards and I crashed into another kid. Scared the crap out of him and gave myself a LOVELY bruise on my hip, but I couldn't stop laughing.

38. Do you have a job? - Yep. Over 4 years running so far.

39. On a scale of 1 to 10 how much does tumblr rule your life? - -1

40. If you could sell your soul what would you want in return? - eternal life/youth.

41. Ever sent nudes? - nope.

42. Would you ever shave your head? - sure. I'd prefer it actually.

43. Would you rather sniff coke or MDMA? - :iconhowaboutnobearplz:

44. Instagram or Facebook? - eeehhh... I guess I DO have a facebook account...

45. Last person that texted you? - Chaluma asking if I wanted to play video games.

46. What’s the worst thing you’ve ever done? - I bought a rat for someone without their parent's permission and got us both in trouble, and the rat had to be returned.

47. Ever cheated on a partner? - Never had a partner to cheat on.

48. Ever had sex? - nope.

49. Ever self harmed? - nope.

50. Dog/cats? - cats, but I like both.

50. If you had to choose one way to die what would it be? - quietly in my sleep.

51. Do you have a crush? If so who? - nope.

52. Have you ever been pregnant? - nope.

53. Are you a good liar? - ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

54. Favorite color? - Purple

55. Favorite animal? - rats dolphins horses sharks cats dogs betta fish snakes spiders dragons eagles octopus (etc etc etc.)

56. Favorite number? - 4

57. At what age did you lose your virginity? - still haven't.

58. Do you believe in God? - Yes.

59. Pet peeves? - people who don't signal in traffic, head-up-their-arse parents, screaming children who are old enough to know better, idiots who won't stop talking even when they're saying nothing.

60. What makes you laugh? - My friends when we hang out to goof off.

61. What scares you? - being chased, uncertainty.

62. Do you like waffles? - YES.

63. Something you want to do before you die? - learn to fly an airplane, and SCUBA dive.

64. Favorite youtuber? - Playstation Access and Watch Mojo

65. Your worst habit? - I tend to bite my nails still...

66. Do you enjoy this meme? - Eh... I guess.

67. Favorite thing about yourself? - I don't startle easy.

68. Least favorite thing about yourself? - I get winded easily and tend to mix up words when I get excited.

69. Is 69 a fun number? - Well... it used to make me laugh. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

70. Tags someone! - Nah.
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Bladeheart777's avatar
I think I'll answer this one, because I have a legitimate way I would like to die if I were to be killed, as well as a follow up to it

If you had to choose one way to die what would it be? 
Death by tee-shirt cannon. You know, the ones that are used to shoot tee-shirts into large crowds? That.

Follow up: I would also be cremated, then have my ashes condensed into a gem, then have that gem implanted into the hilt of a sword and that sword used to kill the person who fired the tee-shirts at me because I am not dying unless I am killed, I assure you.